Monday, September 16, 2013

The Man. The Myth. The Legend.

Now THAT'S an obituary!

See it HERE.



I'll have to leave instructions that whomever ends up penning mine takes a few lessons from this one. 8-)

R.I.P. "Freddie" McCullough.

Big Tittie Sluggy
 

11 comments:

  1. The obit doesn't say at what age he died. Might have been young if you go by the picture. And if so, is it any wonder? Guy didn't eat a veggie in his life, lived hard and prob died harder.

    Not impressed. Sorry.

    I see you living a much better and healthier life sluggy! And much longer!

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    1. Well I sure as hell plan to live a better/healthier life than good ol' Freddie. lol

      By "taking lessons" I meant whoever writes my obit should take lessons about having a sense of humor when talking about the life I lead, that's all. ;-)

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    2. Well, I thought it was all tongue-in-cheek, so I am not going to judge hi lack of vegetables. That was just a joke he pertuated--more is his lying.

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  2. Maybe lying about how he died was in the spirit of his life. Funny obituary.

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  3. That was awesome! I don't know if big tittie Sonya would be my favorite nick-name.
    Here is the polar opposite obituary
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/11/marianne-theresa-johnson-reddick-obituary_n_3907271.html

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    1. Egads, one of her kids sure grew a big pair to put that into the paper...good for them!

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    2. I hope my kids can come up with something a little nicer than that for me!

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  4. I love that obituary! I hope mine is that funny.

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  5. I'm not sure if I'm supposed to laugh or not! HAHAHAHAHA (OK, I laughed!)

    Peace <3
    Jay

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