What $511 Will Buy You If I'm Paying

I know everyone has been waiting for this, so I won't keep y'all in suspense any longer.

Here is the list of the food I bought in March.

milk 1/2 gallon  1
milk gallon   3
sour cream  1
butter 1lb.   2
greek yogurt   9
cheese block/bag   9
ice cream   8

eggs dozen   1
whipped cream   4
juice   3
salad bags   16
head lettuce   2
mushrooms   7
onion, bag of   1

tomato  1

strawberries 2lb container   2

grapes lb.  1
apples   2
mandarin oranges   1
red bell peppers   2
oranges, bag of   1
celery bunch   1
cabbage lbs.  6.5
ground beef lbs. 12.22
corned beef briskets   6
roasting chicken  1
scrapple   2
veal patties pkg.   2
fish lb.  6
stuffed clams   2

deviled crab   3

frozen angus burgers 2lb box   6

lunchmeat lb.  2

deli cheese lb.   1

pepperoni bags   6

bacon lb.   3

frozen veggies bags   18

on-cor dinner   2

sausage patties   2

biscuit sandwiches   2

bagel bites   8

onion ring bags   2

sweet potato fries bags   2

ravioli bags   3

hummus   2

peanut butter   3

mayo   5

rolled pie crust   2

boxed mac/cheese   4

pasta sauce   32

pasta boxes   4

chili cans   9

pancake syrup   7

baked beans   6

cereal   3

hamburger rolls   2

hot dog rolls   2

pound cake   1

bagel, bags of   3

corn toasties   1

loaves of bread    4

onion rolls   2

muffins, boxes of   3

pies   2

ice cream cake   1

2 liter soda   2

12-pack soda   2

Assorted chips   8

cookies, packages   5

candy bars   4

candy bags  2

cadbury eggs   4

fudge boxes of   2

oreo single packs   2

choc. covered cherry   1

toilet paper 8 pack   1

body wash   3

deodorant   4

analgesic spray   1

shampoo  2

conditioner   2

dog food cans  12

That's 326 items for $511+.  Some small items(individual chocolate covered cherry), some large and/or expensive(fresh fish and ice cream cake).

Now go find someone else who can bore you like this as well as I can!

Sluggy