And no, it is NOT that kind of fun!
SonyaAnn, Mark.....get your minds out of the gutter you two!lol
As we drive around doing our shopping errands Hubs and I notice stuff on the back of the cars. We often watch for funny bumper stickers on cars as we tool around town. It is our frugal fun thing to do and something to do while sitting in the car. Other than the money for gas(which we'd have to spend anyway), it's cheap entertainment.
I sure wish I had had my camera with me to snap some photos on Saturday because we found 2 real gems!
We love to find cars with things on them that kind of don't go together.....non sequiturs......contrary ideas or concepts. Kind of like that WIFE SWAP TV Show that would pair up two families with widely contrasting personalities and then switch moms and watch all hell break loose for our viewing pleasure. So it's kind of like Wife Swap for cars. Follow me here.....
The first car had 2 bumper stickers. The 1st one on the back door of the SUV read....
"Remember to Keep Christ in Christmas".....A nice very religious sentiment, right?
The other sticker, located on the bumper read....
"If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart"......not such a loving neighborly thought, is it?
Then we got a special twofer day! As we were pulling out of the parking lot at Weis Markets and we saw another set of non sequiturs on a car.
This car had one of those metal "Fish" symbols that denote the person is a Christian or a Catholic.
Across from the fishy was a bumper sticker that read....
"Badass Ta-Tas"
Yep, a pious soul with a smokin' bode!!
No folks, I can not make this stuff up!
Sluggy
SonyaAnn, Mark.....get your minds out of the gutter you two!lol
As we drive around doing our shopping errands Hubs and I notice stuff on the back of the cars. We often watch for funny bumper stickers on cars as we tool around town. It is our frugal fun thing to do and something to do while sitting in the car. Other than the money for gas(which we'd have to spend anyway), it's cheap entertainment.
I sure wish I had had my camera with me to snap some photos on Saturday because we found 2 real gems!
We love to find cars with things on them that kind of don't go together.....non sequiturs......contrary ideas or concepts. Kind of like that WIFE SWAP TV Show that would pair up two families with widely contrasting personalities and then switch moms and watch all hell break loose for our viewing pleasure. So it's kind of like Wife Swap for cars. Follow me here.....
The first car had 2 bumper stickers. The 1st one on the back door of the SUV read....
"Remember to Keep Christ in Christmas".....A nice very religious sentiment, right?
The other sticker, located on the bumper read....
"If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart"......not such a loving neighborly thought, is it?
Then we got a special twofer day! As we were pulling out of the parking lot at Weis Markets and we saw another set of non sequiturs on a car.
This car had one of those metal "Fish" symbols that denote the person is a Christian or a Catholic.
Across from the fishy was a bumper sticker that read....
"Badass Ta-Tas"
Yep, a pious soul with a smokin' bode!!
No folks, I can not make this stuff up!
Sluggy
LOL I have a bad ass ta ta magnet. BUT I got it when I finished my chemo...lol
ReplyDeleteJudy
I love it when "Christians" give me the finger. True, I should be mad but I think it's hilarious!
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Ummmmm what is Mark talking about? I think its a hint.
ReplyDeleteAnd I think that some people can't read or think!
Mark-I think you need to read your last comment out loud.
LOL!!! I've got to keep my eyes open I think!
ReplyDeleteYou didn't tell me to keep my mind out of the gutter, so I didn't LOL!
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