And I walked out with these Gentlemen....
(That's 4 Lincolns, 1 Jefferson & 1 Roosevelt if you can't make out the coins due to my amazing photography skills....snort)
Oh, and I also walked out with everything in these pictures....
Yep, that's $278.97 worth of stuff for $21.81 AND that includes the tax I paid.(If you remove the tax, I only paid $16.02 to KMart($5.79 to the State for tax).
How did I do it?
Ok, this is a test....
Is the Correct Answer....
A.
Put a gun to the manager's head, tied up all the employees and backed a U-Haul Truck up to the door. The $21.81 was payment on renting the U-Haul.
B.
Snuck in at night a la Mission Impossible and just took what I wanted & left a small donation in the register.
C.
Brought a pricing gun into the store, hacked into the KMart computer system and changed all the prices. I didn't mark everything free, because free would have been too suspicious.
D.
Brought and used a TON of Coupons & a calculator, and shopped strategically to maximize my spending dollars.
If you guessed D you are correct!
And if your money doesn't go this far, there are ways to learn how to do this. Almost any one can with the right set of skills, organization and some free time.
Sluggy
I walked into the Kmart 3 times last week during their double coupons sale.
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